chalkywhitestophat. 5:20 Fri Sep 11
I wonder what its like to be a dog?
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All this stress with work and everything,i get in to find my dog asleep on the couch and wonder what goes through her head day to day.Spoilt rotten she is.Sometimes i wish i were a dog.
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Monk~koknee
5:21 Fri Sep 11
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Ruff!
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defjam
5:29 Fri Sep 11
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WHERES THE FUCKING DOG ICON?
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Mr Polite
5:34 Fri Sep 11
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Laying around all day?
You can talk - you're a Top Hat
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Grumpster
5:35 Fri Sep 11
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All good for them when fit and healthy, but I imagine it's shit for them when ill, as they can't tell you what's wrong with them.
I'm just about over losing my dog last week the poor little sod and I definitely know he wasn't stress free when having his seizure.
But yeah before that, little sod didn't give a shit how knackered I was, he wanted walkies 10 times a day at weekends (even when I got home hammered at 3am) and got every single one of them the spoilt beauty :o)
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Too Much Too Young
5:44 Fri Sep 11
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Mine is just coming up 2 years old.
as my Chairman says.
Lock up your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for 2 hours.
Only one will be pleased to see you!
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mentor
6:10 Fri Sep 11
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Just ask Cheryl Cole.
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El Scorchio
6:25 Fri Sep 11
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Probably pretty fucking good to be honest.
Not alot to worry about, and not really the mental capacity to get worried. As long as your owner isn't a cunt, I'd say it's probably a better deal than the vast majority of the human race gets.
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Sven Roeder
6:34 Fri Sep 11
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If you lived near the beach or forest , had a nice owner and plenty of food it wouldn't be bad at I reckon.
Don't have to worry about what to wear every day and if you see a nice female ..... take a sniff and jump on. No taking her to dinner and all that (dogs) bollocks.
If you could work out how to use the remote control for the tv life would be perfect.
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Takashi Miike
7:06 Fri Sep 11
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it's a great life for those with decent owners. just a shame so many vermin cunts are allowed to own them and mistreat them
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Nurse Ratched
7:21 Fri Sep 11
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I imagine it would be a lot like being Chicken George.
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South West Hammer
8:30 Fri Sep 11
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"He was a stringy mongrel, wandering the streets of the city, driven by a ravenous hunger and hunting a quarry he could not define. But he was something more. Somewhere in the depths of his consciousness was a memory clawing its way to the surface, tormenting him. The memory of what he had once been—a man."
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HairyHammer
8:44 Fri Sep 11
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If its in Barking, then Brilliant .
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GreenStreetPlayer
8:45 Fri Sep 11
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Not good if you are in Vietnam.
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Nurse Ratched
8:47 Fri Sep 11
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It's NEVER good if you're in Vietnam. I was a PFC on a search patrol, hunting 'Charlie' down. It was in the jungle war of '65.
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HairyHammer
8:48 Fri Sep 11
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Grumpster 5.35
Sorry mate, but you obviously gave it a decent time on this earth, 10 walks a day, wow.
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The Stoat
8:59 Fri Sep 11
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Sausages
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Chigwell
6:31 Sat Sep 12
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Dogs have their own worries too: like which bush or post to piss on, and which way to twirl before having a dump.
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Bungo
7:12 Sat Sep 12
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Can't say I fancy an endless diet of dog food. Or feeling obliged to regularly lick my own genitals.
In fact for that reason I'm out.
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Westham67
8:05 Sat Sep 12
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ROUGH !!!! I'd imagine
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